The Brown Doors

The chronicles of a little mulleted boy from Atlanta with a gyrating tuchus, and his favourite little didler. Lady 6 has exhibited untold amounts of patience and tolerance when dealing with the Pecker gone wild. Throughout it all, her bangers keep flowing for inspiration as does her Prosecco while the filth continually pours out of the Weathered one's hands. He is a disgusting and vile creature that is caged in the basement of her banger palace and every smile or laughter that results from any of his words is like tossing fruit into his caged darkness. She brings light into a world that is otherwise as black as the coffee that will eventually pour onto his lap resulting in third degree burns and sterility. As long as she continues to craft bangers for the world, Weathered will be there. Somewhere. He promises.